Friday, May 15, 2009

nude mucH!

it has been forever since I even remembered that I had a bLOg..HoHo..i was just too caught up in all de rain and gloom that is New Zealand.I gave the weather away havent I?yes,its been wet and rainy and squelchy and well more rain these past few days and I'm still not sure whether I like it or whether I hate it.so I'll say I'm in between.Okey,my real reason is not around weather.thats just like apppetizers..tonight was my first ever full frontal nudity experience.yes,i repeat myself.full frontal nudity(that;s y Im so xcited to actually write a bloG)..hehe.went to a comedy show that was supposedly featuring 4 of Nz's best comedian.Alas,if they were the best.Nz has a really very slight problem.FIND NEW COMEDIANS!okey...that was harsh but I paid 22 dollars for a night of fun...but it was a one hour show(like yeah!)and only like one third of the scenes were funnY.yes,ppl might say.u;re asian.u dont get our jokes..er,reality check.it was no where near funny and regardless of geography location,i know funnY!!the topic was all about John key and john key and the weather(how exciting eH?)
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Girl:JOhn keY.JOhn key.John keY(giggles for half a minute).Do you know that your name sounds like a donkeY?

yes ladies and gentleman..they actually thought it was funny.I just think its a sad waste of talent since all of em were really quite good.

And coming back to nudity yes!A scene where a guy is nude while reviewing a book and suddenly stands up and shows his genetalia to like everyone is nOT funny!!gross maybe,degrading('it' wasnt even impressive-) and a bit tad lame...but...wait..hold oN....they were giving himstanding oVations..like ppL stood up and actually clapped for hIM>...yeah they did...what part of a man showing his penis is funnY?yeah2 dets right...no part.keep ur grapes to urself..

well,it wasnt really a surprise since half of em I suspect were already pissed.One girl(who really was very annoying) laughed at every single joke.slash that.every single word that came out of the performer's mouth....like full blown laughter..shaking heads.short breath.all that through out the whole show..I thot she wud sufficate but no such luck..she continued to laugh on till the end of the shoW.and if ur reading this...yes,im so talking about U!!!!green dress.not so very flattering shoe...wine glass at hand..yeah u!!!.and that was my friday night...Me and dzaf and lala have been going to these performances for a while..we thot that we mite absorb whatever we get..I mean the westerners are supposedly sophisticated and cultured are they not?So i find myself surprised at the desperado act to entertain the audience.whats wrong with a bit of stand uP comedY?Im sure there wud b no nudity in there! BUt kudos to they guy that I believe will contribute the creation of horrible nightmares I'm sure I'd b getting...

On a more serious note,I felt horible when they started mocking christianity and I;m not even a follower.How can You mock ur own beliefs?WIthout beliefs,what r we?Who r wE?
Westerners have been going on about Y do we need to abide to no alcohol,no premarital sex and all the rules of Islam and I say to them,We're not complaining so why r u?Just because you dont believe,it doesnt mean the others who do r wrong.We might just be right.Sometimes you cant just depend on logic,you just believe(INSYAAALLAH)..so I guess dis is de end of my ramble-athoN..till then...for hopes of a better comedy SHow in Nz..=)

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