Tuesday, May 19, 2009

i haTE it!!!!

i dont like to complain(det is such a lie tho..i'm an excellent whiner in a life outside dis blogpost) but dis is getting out of hand! I officially will try in any way possible to avoid my surau uni during peak hours(kononnye ambigous la ni x ltak name suraU).My azam baru adelah krane beberape sbab

1.bnyk sgt orng duk melepak
2bnyk sgt orng duk melepak
3bnykkkkkkkkkkkkkk sgt orang duk melepak

Do you see how much I hate these ppl loitering in de surau..PPl,like this is no gossiping..this is an advice.it might be harsh but this is a from a sincerely bitter annoyed surau user.

I know to some,our respective halls of residence are quite far away but the surau is not the only option utk buat whatever u want.Examples are makan,berborak,study,makan dan berborak lg.
As i think everyone's aware of(like if ur not!find an optimetrist like noW!),de surau is quite small in size.It only barely fits like 10 ppl comfortably utk sembahyang.Therefore pliz keep de surau for religious purposes.Yes2,i am well aware of de fact that spatutnye masjid/surau tu blh dijadikan tmpt utk perniagaan dan perbincangan and stuff but Come on!! that i think is referring to like a huge masjid where there is like plenty of stuff for the mentioned activities.BUt do not lepak in the surau at one in the afternoon(peaktime) with another 8 friends eating and laughing and talking(loudly may i add) and eating again.It really does disrupt people and above all very annoying.To those yg menjdkan surau sbg spot utk study(i applaud u for being so serious and focused on your study) but guess what?all of those using the surau(well,majority) are students.we do have to actually study and we do have tests and assignments(reallY)!!yet we manage to find study spaces that is nOt de surau.believe it or not,there is this place called the library and there's actual chairs and tables for u to study in.and the best part is that u wont be able to annoy me thre.try iT!

For those yg ingat surau perfect location utk landing tido..erm,its not.we do not wanna come into the surau and witness how drool is made.Let's keep taht for bio class.On a serious note,Please try and be a bit empathatic to others punye need.I mean if sorang okey lagi but if a herd dtg tido kat surau!!!!I might just step on you.GOD HELP ME!!!

And another annnnnnnnnnnnnoying habit of those using the surau is makan kat surau.che kak.surau tu is not a suitable place for food.In case u dont know,we're there to pray!and it really menggangu konsentrasi when trying to pray .Suddenly, in ur first rakaat u get a whiff of de sushi de person beside you is eating.Automatically you start thinking.eih,sodapnyo!Tang mane plak minah ni dpt sushi-like what kind of sushi-ade wasabi x?oooooooooo sdapnye.and u end up sniffing the air eagerly for any trace of wasabi (dis is a true storY).THis is highly annoying.Again,i plead!sisters,do have a bit of compassion for others.I would not halang kalau de surau isnt overcrowded and there is space for these kind of actitivities but there just isnt.Is it not enuf that we;re already bumping around and lining up to be abl to pray(not that i'm complaining) but pliz,dont take away the prayers time as a way to take a break from the world because with these ppl around,u're brought to a realization of how much you hate the world.

FOr those yg dtg melepak jer and wait for classes,terima kasih sgt2 kerana contributing to the kesempitan and uncomfortableness arising due to congestion.YOu are just the best!!!

I have to honestly and sincerely apologize for whatever remarks that might have hurt or sting but these things need to be said And yes i dont have to be so harsh but I am annoyed beyond any level of trying to keep it nice.Let's just keep the surau for religious affairs.For now.

Sincerely

Annoyed and Angry Farah Hani

Friday, May 15, 2009

nude mucH!

it has been forever since I even remembered that I had a bLOg..HoHo..i was just too caught up in all de rain and gloom that is New Zealand.I gave the weather away havent I?yes,its been wet and rainy and squelchy and well more rain these past few days and I'm still not sure whether I like it or whether I hate it.so I'll say I'm in between.Okey,my real reason is not around weather.thats just like apppetizers..tonight was my first ever full frontal nudity experience.yes,i repeat myself.full frontal nudity(that;s y Im so xcited to actually write a bloG)..hehe.went to a comedy show that was supposedly featuring 4 of Nz's best comedian.Alas,if they were the best.Nz has a really very slight problem.FIND NEW COMEDIANS!okey...that was harsh but I paid 22 dollars for a night of fun...but it was a one hour show(like yeah!)and only like one third of the scenes were funnY.yes,ppl might say.u;re asian.u dont get our jokes..er,reality check.it was no where near funny and regardless of geography location,i know funnY!!the topic was all about John key and john key and the weather(how exciting eH?)
.exampLE:


Girl:JOhn keY.JOhn key.John keY(giggles for half a minute).Do you know that your name sounds like a donkeY?

yes ladies and gentleman..they actually thought it was funny.I just think its a sad waste of talent since all of em were really quite good.

And coming back to nudity yes!A scene where a guy is nude while reviewing a book and suddenly stands up and shows his genetalia to like everyone is nOT funny!!gross maybe,degrading('it' wasnt even impressive-) and a bit tad lame...but...wait..hold oN....they were giving himstanding oVations..like ppL stood up and actually clapped for hIM>...yeah they did...what part of a man showing his penis is funnY?yeah2 dets right...no part.keep ur grapes to urself..

well,it wasnt really a surprise since half of em I suspect were already pissed.One girl(who really was very annoying) laughed at every single joke.slash that.every single word that came out of the performer's mouth....like full blown laughter..shaking heads.short breath.all that through out the whole show..I thot she wud sufficate but no such luck..she continued to laugh on till the end of the shoW.and if ur reading this...yes,im so talking about U!!!!green dress.not so very flattering shoe...wine glass at hand..yeah u!!!.and that was my friday night...Me and dzaf and lala have been going to these performances for a while..we thot that we mite absorb whatever we get..I mean the westerners are supposedly sophisticated and cultured are they not?So i find myself surprised at the desperado act to entertain the audience.whats wrong with a bit of stand uP comedY?Im sure there wud b no nudity in there! BUt kudos to they guy that I believe will contribute the creation of horrible nightmares I'm sure I'd b getting...

On a more serious note,I felt horible when they started mocking christianity and I;m not even a follower.How can You mock ur own beliefs?WIthout beliefs,what r we?Who r wE?
Westerners have been going on about Y do we need to abide to no alcohol,no premarital sex and all the rules of Islam and I say to them,We're not complaining so why r u?Just because you dont believe,it doesnt mean the others who do r wrong.We might just be right.Sometimes you cant just depend on logic,you just believe(INSYAAALLAH)..so I guess dis is de end of my ramble-athoN..till then...for hopes of a better comedy SHow in Nz..=)