realized that me and bridget jones has like very very similar traits and one of the most obvious-- is that both always either falls on ass very unflatteringly or say something utmostly stupid and denounce own intelligence by lyke 100 points....also embarassing things always happen at all times.have to be very careful always and wish could find body armour that would not be so bulky as to add 5 kg to already very bulky body.latest embarassing adventure,got on flight to auckland a day to early.was very comfortably seated and had fasten seat belt.was very sure that self was being brave and stoic at times where phobia of heights was really kicking in...tried very much to look very poised and calm-than a somewhat cross looking man commented that self was seating in his seat,very angry at man for disturbing time of piece.strongly said no in correct seat(somewhat in a snobbish way) and quickly reached out for boarding pass to show that self was respectable and could perfectly be able to read boarding pass ticket.showed it to cross man and now newly joined hot stewart.cross guy pointed out taht boarding pass was for tomorrow.realized mistake..shot up and grabbed handbag-wanted to jump of the flights but window to small.managed to mumble a im sorry.had to go against ppl trying to board a plane.got sympathetic glances from other passanger like self is really stupid foreigner who cant understand simple english instructions.maybe is true.hot stewart tried to help-screamed loudly wrong flight like three times to make way for self but than backfired and made self target of more stares and looks.managed to get off teh flight without looking like a total bafoon but has learnt to bloody well check date of flight and not just board any plane.plan to be poised and stoic again failed but good side,managed to get on right plane next day but paranoid so did not put on seat belt till they said all doors were closed.just in case same case scenario happens again thot would just jump off and start running for exit.but glad that self gone through that.so if happens again,then could just say,oops i did it again.maybe could wear red catsuit like b.spears while still hot and not post natal slut period-