Shahrukh kHan and lugagge!!

My six months holiday is coming to an end.in two days I will be once more enslaved to knowledge (not that iTs boring and aLL-dont get me wrong,i lovEEE what I:m doing-I wont change a thing) bt when you've been used to lounging around the house in your jammies 24 hours a day your brain kinda gets all mushy and gooey and you dont really see going to classes as a godsent.like hell it's not.TO keep my minda of the parting sorrow of my indolence(i dooooooooooont wanT!!!),I gladly accepted M's invite to sunway pyramid to go watch a movie and fry more of my brain cells(you want eggs with that-heeeee-Im funnY),technically I wanted to go out and I wanted to do sometin other than feel disgruntled over my ending indolence(that word is catchy-say it a 100 times with me!dunt u feel happier?-if u dont-go to a fun dr,get some happY pills-u fun popper-lololol) so we did!!



I have to tell you this b4 you get lost in my ramblings-me n M went out like last week with Farah(our darling friends-M had such a hard time with our names since she calls both of us 'Fa',confusion mucH) to that said venue(pyramid lorh) and we saw tis stripey bag,cute seyH and more importantly affordable so M had this idea to buy her luggage for AustraLia there since she was smitten.The catch is that we didnt know what shop it ws,we just knew that the bag is displayed in fronT.We being the smart galsw naturallY r decided to just hentam kromo and go mindlessly around in hope of finding it so we did.And we didnt find it!!LOL.we spent countless hours going from a luggage shop to anoter.fun fun fun.Here's more fun,after hours of walking around in circles and bedazzled by the sheer size of pyramid* we nearly gave up when we decided to just go look at a bag and see if M might like any of it to replace that stripey bag thats set not to make an appearance-so went back in to the first shop-te cuir bag shop or something and lo and behold while fondling aorund the selection of fine bags-VOILA there it ws-de infamoust stripey baG!!! hidden at the back.Now dear readers,If you were in our place-looking for hours for tat bag but ironically it was in the first shop you went in-do you

a) scream and put a paper bag over your head
b)hyperventilate and start to meracau
c)or check the bag out find out that it was small and not big enough for your educational needs(for your overseas education of course) and than buy another beg instead!!!

Well done to those who chose c) .For those we didnt-I suggest a therapist.But all in all,It was victorious in two ways

1) We found an actual traveling bag for M-and it ws gorgeous!!!
2) I got my mind oF langkawi for a few hours
So all's well tat ends well.MOst importantly,I had tonnes of fun..And a round of applause to M yg menonton her first ever cerita hindustan in the cinemas (i did kinda force her into it bt i swear there was no violence just a few death or life threatening threats.)Kudos to the filmmaker(aditya cHopra) who did the film.I havent seen a bollywood movie that is squeky clean-no vulgar language,no atrocious outfit and no over the top acting-in a long2 time.And to amazing king kHan-He just made me smile all day-ask M.sHe's a witness..hmm,wonder if we need a smiles witness protection program.hee--
like raJ kapoor said
'Phir milenge chalte chalt-haule2'

*I'm so gonna miss M ,my siamese attached twin since I wont b seeing her for a month.LOts of love to Ya.muahXXX

dinner dasH!!

Out with me friends.These lot Ive known for like forever,in technical term nearing 8 years.All of us r kinda far2 apart from each other yet theyre still my sister (and brothers) from another motherHahaha(i think that ws funnY.NO?pretend to laugh aneways,pretty pliZZ).Had a blast of a time.We kinda do this ritual thing,go for a dinner at some fancy place,dress up and fight over the bill later on.lolLol..as zati said,we shud have brought the calculator lorh.I actually drove at night!!So wohoo for me!!Let me tell you that I rock(vain moment-bear with me) and we saw azfar for the first time with his chipped tooth,he actually looked adorable iN a painfuL way(he kinda had an incident where he collapsed in the toilet and woke uP to two broken teeth and a whole pool of blood!gore much dude.buT azfar being azfar ws totally cool with it- i would literally hide in a locked up tower till my teeth is fixed so he;s kinda like braveheart -to speedy recoverY!).And to me frens,to the toast we didnt quite sempat buat(so much talking at the same time-God damn it we're loud)!!!

To friendshiP
To us

LOve love love

I was reading thru my blog and I just realized I NEVER actually tell people what my everyday activity is actually like.In my opinion,it creates a lure of mystery,tp my sister was like"y do have a blog if the only thing you write about is basically just stuff running through ur head"-so baekla nad(drama queen mucH),i'll try writing more about my everyday boring life..Dont snooze off just yeT.I;m not done.Was yming with ppL,and jason asked me to go check out his blog(my pictures were posted-well,technically so was anisah's and kara's and cat's and every other kms person,but stiLL>>>>) aneways.I just realized that kms ws actually kind of fUN!And it wasnt the sort of fun yg cam the place itself is fun(yeah...kms..fuN...noT) but the people innit.so here's a couple of shoutout to the ppL that made Kms amazing..

1)honeY,anisaH and haJar
-honestly,these three r like my guardian angel.I mean they r seriously responsible for me turning out just fine and not losing any limbs in the process..
Hani's line of duty
-kejut aku bangun tido whether pagi2 or klas pTG
-kejut bgn mkN( i sleep aloT.yes!)
-tman makan-pose ke,lapar ke,midnight snacks ke(die la tukang tmaN.do not be fooled by her size-she has a healTHy appetite..i repeat heaLTHY.)...hehe
-she kinda keeps me in check,salah ke betuL ke..and she's another virtuaL roommate..heHe..
-and she takes care of me,pape poN hani wiLL correct.superFriend..serioUslY!



Hajar dan Anisah
>they helped me out in so many ways,I cant thank them enough
-my workout buddies-they;d go exercise with me anytime,tennnis ke ,paula abdul workout or just jogging(ingat x abng windbreaker-miss him so!!)
-they force me to actually study,i literally do have a bad study habit so tehyre there to remind me that I have to work hard and that I can do it-which proved to b true)
-the two plus Hana actually walked barefoot with me inside subang parade (my shoe obviously had to totally dismantle there and theN) tho ppL were literally gawking...soooooooooooo sweet.
-theyre like my stepmoms-garang and very menakutkan at times but i loveeeeeeeeeee them to death and i THink they kind of adore me at times(i'm just naturally adorable.lololololo)..hehe.am not kidding when I say I'll miss u guys like hell.enjoY wellington for me will yoU.

2)fana dan MuniraH
-my virtual roommates-theyre not really technically my roommate-if its so important to b tchnical- but i do spend like half of my time in their room( I'm surprised that they at times dont just slam the door in my face or just pretend like they;re not in the room to get me to leave)
-again,I basically do everytHing with them-exercise(yoga session kan Fana?),makan(anisah's rice cooker contribution deserve an award all by itself) and sesi gossip -spT biase..hehe
-me and fana also came to a mutual understanding-i bear with her korean/japanese/chinese stuff and she bears wth my bollywood/atiF aslam(yes i know he;s gay) obsession.quite an understanding-





3)my roommates(yat dan sare)
-we really r quite different tp we ok jerk steady till the end..2 tahn duk same2 and I had a blast with em.Bnyk jugak la incident yg boleh membawa mereke ke arah kepsychoan( due to yours trulY) tp they waddled thru..the kucing beranak dlm locker incident-for example La..heeeeeeeeee.......u guys will always be the best roommates(technicallY cos i never had a roommate b4 and that I;m getting a single room in auckland!HOHO) like literally ever!!

4) My teslian crew
-diorng sgt sabar ngan all my crazy whacked up ideas-de bisexual theory and sometimes my know it all attitude(if you ave not heard of my theory u do not know me at all!!)
-I could express myself freely without judgements dlm klas.class ws never just boriNG-how can it b boring with hana n hajar in IT(ultimate compliment!!)
-kpd teslians juge,i call for a moment to remember the hillarious(top five funny moment in class) incident where ade lipas got into dzafarin;s pants-god,that was bloody funtastic!


5)The vice members
-kara,hajar,anisah,ben,ikram,jamil,syafiq,caT,james,sYa and me...
-time always fly when we talk and talk and talk and plan and plan and pLan
-also cheers for the discovery of my peak smart Hour-rupe2nye I'm smartest at 4 in the morninG!lol-theory semate mate tHO
-we'll always have the best memory of the no firework but still a merdeka celebration trip we went on(so much for pulau perhentian,and pd,and putrajaya and gentINg and a million other places---)-countdowns were never that much fun before U gUYs..cheesy much..i know..



So all in all,Kms was bloody well fantastic.
In memories of times in KMs
X0x0x0x0x0x

excuse ME!

I just read My last post and I sound a teeny bit loony so just ignore de post will Ya..i would have deleted it but I did actually like it so I'm just gonna keep it posted till my hormone;s all staBle.LOL

Why I'm stumped..

For all those who has remotely ever seen me before,my physical attributes are not so attractive.Yes,i admit it.I was morbidly obese and I was stuck in that condition for years.When I was a child,i Was merely chubby( i was literally cute and adorable) bt as years past by,more pounds just clinged on to me for dear life.My mom(who I know is right) keep telling me,long you should watch your weight,you;re young and yOu have a whole life ahead of you but me being as stubborn as an ass(i weighed like an ass too!),I bluntly refused.This is my weight problem and no one should tell me what I should and should not do.So my school times passed on with me being a social retard since I:m fat and well useless.I;ve never quite told anyone this but even my own friends thought i was slow and lazy And I wasnt,That was seriously a betrayal beyond belief.MY cikgu seni when i was in f5 was was like godsent and she would let us seniors hang out at her art studio if we want to skip classes in exchange for some help and we did but i Vividly remember her saying,farah,x payah la tolong.biar ....(let them not be named ) tolong,diorng rajin skit.I wouldnt be so disgruntled if indeed I was a lazy cow on my chair,calling my movements to find a comfortable position 'work' than by all means say that to me,but I was not.Honest.I worked hard,even more than those skinny girls yet you think they;d notice .no.the skinny girls get the recognition.Yes i was slower in movements and didnt float about the air like the skinny ones when they walk but I will not be called lazy,not when Idont deserve to.I know you ppl will be saying wats the point of this blog,get to your motives you sloww ass..Im gettin to it.My fantasy as a fat girl,is to be thin.To be in this euphoriac state of happiness when I;m thinner.MY dreams will all come true.My prince charming and my life will just fall into place.NO more feeling insecure,no more feeling unworthy.And i held on to that fantasy for dear life.But life isnt all black and white right.I am now a little smaller.MY accumulated weight loss is nearing 20 kgs but surprise2 I miss being fat.At first,I was in a stage of euphoria,I could fit into clothes i could just dream about b4.PPl complimented me and so on.But today,I"m stumped.

I realize today that I can never be picture perfect.That my fantasy will not come ture.Im thinner but Im not happier.Im constantly questioning as to y im still not attractive.The older me wud have just said ,alah fa,ur fat.no one;s looking at you but the new me is still as unhappy as ever..I dont know what im really trying to say.But all i know is I miss being fat.Atleast I knew under all det layer my true self is there,ppl might jeer and sneer but I still am me.My life is full of dissattisfaction.I dont know whether its because Of my fantasy or whther I just havent found the new me yet.I do hope i find her soon tho cos I really miss the old me..

P/s.I dunt know what im writing here.All i know is tat being thinner doesnt solve any of my problems like i thot it wud...tat sucks ..i know!

ten things i love about rayE!!

TEn things I love aboUT raYE!!

>de fooD
>de festivity
>Duit rayE!!-the wave of genuine gratitude for xtra moneY-even two bucks contributes in my dream oF a shopping xtravaganzA!
>how familY comes together on raya daY-the ppl u lUv all around you
>how forgiving we cn be those who've done wrong during this month-we learn to b a better daughter,friend ,sister or just a better person*
>it gives u a solid excuse to dress up and look nice.sape kate utk orng.there's this thig called self satisfactioN..
>yoU can drop by anyone;s house and they wont turn yoU down..x baek kalau halau orng bulan2 baek ni!
>you get to wear heels..i mean dets de best thing for baju kurung..i vouch for its validity...tip,dunt wear heels on soft grOunds,u;d sink-seriouslY...its not funny if ur waddling around trying to pull urself out of the sucking mud!!scarY gLer*
>I get to write y i Love raye>>>

P/S:i know ppl ,me included sometimes r so absorbed with kumpuling duit raye,and all the glOry that comes with eid..i propose that tis raye -look around u-and thank god(ALHAMDULILLAH) that youre around the ppl you love-eid is a month of victory and what is victory if you have no one to share it with*

Happy Eid Mubarak
Seamat Hari raYa~~

Life!!

I know life is unfair but I've never been slapped with the reality of life quite like this before..I was browsing trough the e-mail sent by our new zealand agent for application n stuff and I noticed there was a few e-mail addresses i have no idea of..My heart just stopped and I realized that it's reaLLy true .there is 5 other girls who r joining us ..5 strangers we dont know of.and a sledgehammer of thought hit me ..how unfair is life..these new ppl were younger than us and ironically has no background at all in The wide plane of English..one of them ws a business major for goodness sake..some of them were in labs with goggles on,mixing chemistries and blowing up stuff while the 20 of us slaved and laboured,pondering on Keats and dat damn bard,Shakespeare..I know its really not theyre fault as to them not slaving away with the rest of us..ladY luck smiled on them..who can hate them for it...but how unfair is life??

We 20 people were different in so many ways..some were just plain rowdY(me!me),some were well naivettes learning the ropes of life,some determined to make it into this so called easy program .In the two years we were together,we were literally brothers and sister..Like normal siblings,feuds r common bt we were also bonded in such a strong tie of poems and love,fiercely loyal to each Teslian. We shared secrets,late night meals(ok..meal..nasi lemak is not a snack is it),thought on thet freaky Woolf person,jokes and banters,also tears and frustratioNs.So yes,life is unfair.They seperate our physical form but they can never scar our memories..

Really,this is not my way of tarnishing the newcomers but really an input as to what I felt deeply 4.I'm not a bitter and jealous classmate(maybe just a tiny part of me is..they saved one whole year!i feel old!)but a sorrowed friend who doesnt want to say goodbye to a good time and to good friends..

To my Tesl Dolls,I love you aLL...

greek!!

I just wrote a really long description of my favourite tV shows detailing on how much i lovvvveee and live for crappy american tv shows that keep showing teen angst with of course gorgeous ppl portraying it and i thot I might actually be a succesful tv critic or sumthing-i mean my articles on tv guide-what a dreaM!!unfortunately-i am alsoo really klutzy-i deleted the wHole entry without even having any idea as to what i accidentally pressed to make it all go away..so now-i decide-karma's against me on the tv show critique gig,i m so set up for bigger thing..so while waiting for the big amazing thing that karma has for me to fall on my lap-i'm gonna go lipat bajU and watch summore of that crappy tv show so that if i decide i want to fall back on the tv gig career i'd have had my research dOne-does anyone understand this entry cos I am right now officially jst pissed at my pc for being too smart and deleting my entry without me telling it to..so till theN>>>>>>>cappI awaits me****go greeK!!!

p/s:the tv shows that u so need to watch if u havent
-greek(like duH!) -veronica mars-90210-privileged-gosip girl-the secret life of the american teenager-pushing daisy-more oprah-these will ensure that u ave enuf candy floss and cheesy feel to ur everyday liFE!!ooo-and new season of next top model-i hate the draG!!

teen sHows

Since i am gloriously uNemployeD and enjoying every minute of it(minus all the groaning about being bored out of my skiN..=) ) ,i spend my time doing what normal teenagers while on vacation do-minus the find part time work- i watch crappY american tV sHows and get so addicted to it,you might just need cranes to move me from my seat since i'm practically glued to my pc screeN.(my poor mother,tried luring me with some mother love-she needs more good stuff.fast food maybE..)..since I'm In the mood to help my fellow peep who wants to actively partakE and join me in my marshmellow land,filled witH amazingly ridiculous amounT of good looking ppL here is a guide to all de cheese flicks yoU want .i guarantee yoU..try the sHows,and u'll b as hooked as a fisH(verY lame metapHore..is iT even a metaphOre?lol)..

1)Gossip Girl
-I seriously doubt that U ppl need introduction to this drama hour..so,lets just skiP to it and state the five reason y this is a MUst
....the designer cLothes..big surprise there(dripping in sarcasm here)...i mean..the clothes they wear might even cost even more than my house!!. it is after all about the upper east side.
...the fact that the cast is just ridiculously beautifuL..i think like all of them r on the list of People's beautiful people list(te magazinE..=)-
....the gossipinG..my favourite thing after the cloThes-and the narrator-kirsten beLL(she is my favourite tv voice)
.....chucK and his wacky sense of fashion..i like green pants and purple jumpers...hoT!!
...chucK!!

2)90210
-it's a remake of beverly hills 90210 thUs the zip code title..ive nerver actually watched the original series but i'm guessing its also about teens..??maybe..aneways,its a pretty good timepass if ur like me and must watch everything tat is even remotely about drama..its about this two kids from wisconsin(i think..or was it texas.?)-well somewhere- trying to fit in the 90210 areA..goodluck with that..
there is loads and loads of backlashing and puppy love -a HOT teacher-(since I'm way to old to be crushing on the kids in this show-so passe) ..vice-the actresses r like stick thin..chips have more fat on em than these kids..it'll make yoU wanna cut down on the food intake..start starving yourself maybe-but if ur dysfunctional lyke me-u'd wander to ur kitchen ,gobble on some edibles and wonder if u cud grab the food on ur screen-well theyre not eating it..might just as well eat tem ..u'd be doing them a favour..they'll stay skeletal and u'll b happy and fed..=)

3)veronica mArs
-I without a doubt adore veronica to deatH-not literally tho-this is actually a pretty different genre than the others.less marshmellow more dark choc..dunt get me wrong,the drama is still there and you bectha ,a bundle of em ..the lead,veronica mars is a hell of a roll model..sHe's funnY, drippiNg with sarcasm(the best quality in a girl-i want i want)..a brilliant p.I(i wIsh i ws her) and every bad boy-but good inside-wants her secretly.she can solve a mystery at the drop of a pin..and she has a taser which she puts to very good use...i also want the bad boysecretly good boy lure ,and the deep sarcasm...how does farah snickers,private investigator sound?(do you get my pun to her chocolate bar name...plz say u do cos if not,id just b very lamE)...


4)Greek
-This is te last sHow on my list..do I hear a mental hooray?...well,this show is more my age since teyre no more in high school ..revolving around two siblings enrolled at cyprus rhode university..both are in the greek system-mening frats and sororities.-and we the audience get to see the two battle love triangles,go through hazes,party with em and most importantly feel like ur such a loser for being a university student without experiencing wat theyre havIng..yeah,as depressing as this show is,,it is seriously funny-if it doesnt at all tickle ur funnY bone-i'll persOnally come and tickle u myself,or slap u on te head and question ur ability to pick up funny stuff-ur funny mentality depends on this show..my favourite fraT-undeniably cappa taU-teyre rowdy and they ave a hell of a timE...and cappY is so daym adorable...

holler to Ya!!wanted to drop in cos i sooooooo wanna hear what ppl tink of this nickname for bazar ramadhaN..last week,went to pasar mlm witH me bestie,zFa and he ws like..nobody calls bazar ramadhan bazar anymore..ek,i didnt get the memo..so wats the new name?baraM...well,being me..i buRst out loughing..rolling my eyes..saking my head funny.bt wait..is it really funnY or am i just being weird..tell me whatcha thiNK..pretty plizz..

p/s.i think it'll b more sUitable for lyke a kueh...badak berendam mayB..loL

my favourite moNTh..

my faVourite MOnth is witout a doubt ramadhaN..i love the ambiance of this moNth...it just feels special through ouT..n there is tat special bond you sHare wit your familY while you wrestle for tHe last piece of fried chicken or a strand of fried mee wHile bukak pose-not that i've ever had to wrestle my brothers(i think-bt i'll definatelY win)..and after the break fast.the terawikh session..its like good exericse.i mean..yoga??plizzzzzzzzzzzz......terawikh is so the new pilates.also we tend to b a biT more friendlY during this month..maybe its all that feel good food in the tummY-and a little sleepy..i mean,as a subang person,we're not big on hostality or friendliness either(as faR as i can see) but this month we definately bring the best out of all us..ppL tend to be politer(thouGH there is also a loooooooooot of gas involved alsO-that i'm not quite a fan of)..and dont you think that the night just comes alive ???if I was to venture out at night around subang,i'd definately want like a bat right beside my driver's seat.just in case-but during this month..you can see ppl heading to the mosque..kids running around playing firecrackers(I know its illegal and all bt hell it makes em happY) and suddenly the night doesnt seem so scarY.the boogeyman miGht not show after all...its to me just one big happY month.i love love love it...some people think that ramadhan is just a transition to raya which is kind of technically truE but without a doubT its a beautiful month all by itself.so lets not get to cought uP wit eid mubarak(it'll come around eventuaLLy) and enjOY the best montH of the year to the fullest..
so to alL the ppL i know-enjoy this blessed month and all it has to offeR-

HappY ramadHan.x0x0

mY new dAy resOLution

I ave finally finished my damn application for accomodation.Who knew it was so touGH..communaL kitcheN ?not to commune kicthen?well..glad thats well past over me.moVing on..new day resOlutioN..I need to write more ..like every day..well,updates on what ive been hollering for this past few dayS..nutHIn much..bt i did just find ouT that i ave an immense passion for shoes.not just any sHoes,high pointy sHoes..heels.wedges,kittens,pumps.U give me uncanny magical heights and 4 that i lovvvvvvvve yoUuuuuuuuuuuuu.my daD said to own up to well my stumped growtH but daddy dearest,whats the poinT of technologY if i dont maKe good use of it..=) so here is a toast to those magical height defying shOEs..thank you for working hard in making me look taller..I love yoU..

p/s;like seriously,flats r just so well obvioously flat.loL..next post,an ode to HeeLs..=)

jane austen corrupts you!!

Yes.holler to this situation people.I totally stand by my opinion that Jane never gotten married Austen is one of those people that corrupts us with these ideally perfected image of romance.I was reading two of her novels back to back and I confess I got bitten by the Austen bug.She gives hope to those wHo r not so perfect that they have a chance in love,u're not perfect but by god u'll get mr perfect.thats what her slogan should scream in every book..Look at Anne,as boring as tv1 yet she cought Fredrick wentwortH after sHe dumped him.the poor guy loved her crazY!.at first glance,Austen was empowering(the fact that she's british and excel in dark humour to perfection doesnt hurT) she was cynical and you know how i think cynicality is like the very fundamental issue needed in important work of literature otherwise it'll just be as dry as really Bad wine(or really good wine.do i look like i drinK?its just an impresiion.like duH).Due to her cynical style,I gave her the benefit of te doubt,she might not just be an old maid with notHing to do,she actually has ideas and i read Emma as my next mission. And I still liked her.Parallel to Anne Wentworth,she caught good fish.O honourable Mr Knightley! This one I had to question?Emma to me through out the whole novel was a pain in the ass.shE was highly snobbish,very poky when not needed and utterly wrong about love matches(though she pretends so) yet again she managed to catch a hunkie dorY(well he looked hot in the moVIE!!)..n I was hooked to Austen.SHe made heroines unperfect and she gave them theyre perfect pairing!!I ws a positive thinker at that timE(forgive my naivety!).
Than i read more and more,Northanger abby and finally Pride and Prejudice.After reading,I pondered deep and long!!good for them ..they all got happy endings with their perfect catch and fairy tale like sTory to tell to their grandchildren.So in the end what do you realize? good people(who have flaws bt decent enough) get good partners than it hits me hard!!buLL!! no they dont...I know several beautiful,strong smart women in my life and they dont have that..not even anywhere close to perfection.I wonder whether Austen is really empowering or is she just really filling up our girlie heads with dreams that will never come true.People say that her novels r the blank starting points for feminist movements but wHat does it really represent?example,Emma said from start that she doesnt think marriage was necessary for her part yet ironically she did in the end.So is it really feminism she;s trying to pass along or is it that we women were,are and always will be stuck in this silly knight in shining armour fantasy no matter what centurY we r iN!
Think about it,she herself didnt get married.How on earth does she qualify to tell tales and stories about women wHo are so called forever blissed..thats not empowering thats outrighteously wrong!!I Take a stand that Austen will no more b what I'm reading.She was the mother of chic lits.Without her,no other would be compelled to write story about women who r so called confident yet ironically weak at sights of hot captain(not that i mind if i was Anne.HE did lift her into the buggY!WEntworth is definately an exception.lol).Sorry Ms Austen,I'm hanging up your books..No more daydreams for me.Time to live in reality where even the worst of heart gets a decent guy while we wait around fantasazing(pathethic really counting the numbers of gays in tis world,there's not really enuf guys to go around..!!) about my knight slaying a dragons for my honour( they cud just save a bunny.i reallY am not that pickY).I'm sticking with books that make me depressed!!better expecting the worst than having your head up there in the clouds!

p/s;this is just my midnight ramble.I have like a million approach to how i see Austen.This is how i see her when I'm in the mood to talk feminisT!!yeah..im one sad weeeeeee crazy gaL

midnight meat train

what do you get when you go frolicking in a shopping mall wen ur supposed to qeu up for movie tickets and come waltzing in expecting tickets to the hottest summer blockbuster to still be available for ur sweet frolicky ass...the answer,simple.u dun get any tickets because its sold out hours before u get there.botH u and ur ass desperately wants to watcH a movie!!

owh de craving for larger than life white screen,broken air conditioning which leaves you ultimately with frost bites and crappy popcorn..what do u do??easy..get a movie ticket tat's not sold out(due undeniably to de fact that its just lame) and enter the movie hall fashionably late,preferbaly tumbling down a few stairs while getting there.the movie-the midnight meat train.asked my bff,"citer pe?" he confidently replied "cite hantu la kot." So i,my trustY sweater ready at hand to be of service to me if i'm freaked by tHe sight(and sound) of the supernatural took a seat and was ready to be spooked silly.the movie though dissapointed me witH its lack of the supernaturals was actuaLLy pretty decent.It Had drama!!Blood(since it turned out to be a gore flick) and lots and lots of violence(vIolence gooooooooooooooooooooooood!!)

Me and my bum was more tHan hapy to sit throUgH de movie cringing and sighing at the level of stupidity tHe caracters clearly possess..I mean has no one ever told them that nothing good could come of riding tHe midnight train..tHe name itself wud have made me run ..fasT!buT de funny thing was i cannot quite hear what the girlfriend's name was..the guy ws called Liam(very irishly hot) ,te friend was called Jurgin(he was that pharmacist guy hopelessly devoted to bree in desperate housewives),the psychopatH was mahogany. but god,what was the girl's name...maya...mye,who nows........lesson to be learnt from tIs not so very bad movie

1)If ur boyfriend/lover starts stalking a really scary looking guy and think tat He is a serial killer alive for a hundred years,believe HIM.INSTANTLY!
2) If ur bF lost his camera to tHe psychopatH.do noT become the dutiful gf u tHink u r and TRy to retrieve it back while te psychopath is not in his room.
3)If u do(due to ur annoying dutifulness u unneceseraly feel for this guy who in te end will kill you),please,dont drag ur best fren along cos de psycopath will obviously kill him or her first to add to the nail biting drama.
4)If u do decide to stalk a psychopath and take pictures of him killing ppL,pliz bring another weapon along.The pen might be mightier than the sword but tHe camera is definataly not mightier than the iron sledge hammer which will in the end be used tO kill you,you busy body yoU!

..if u like blood and lots of drama this is definately what I highly recommend.Sometimes its nice to move away from summer flicks and watch movies that have no stroyline whatsover and is just there to satisfy ur need for bad airconditioning(as I mentioned above).OF to sleep.Pray that i dun dream of sledge hammers and frozen meaT..LOL...

Rating:3/5